This Be Me Scraps has a brand new kit out called Summer Splash, right now you can get this fabulous kit for 25% off. Come check it out

GRRRRRRR!! Internet Problems!!

I am so sorry I have not posted lately but I have been trying everything in my power to connect to the internet and nothing seems to be working.  GRRRRRRRR!!! I am thinking I have just about run out of ideas and maybe I have a virus. So the PC tower will be going into the doctor on Monday I think. I will be back though I promise you that. If it means I need to sit in a McDonalds and drink capuccino's. I will do it!! In the meantime please be safe and well!. Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs

Featured Designer and Sales!!

Hi there folks!! Sorry I have not been around lately but I have just celebrated my 40th birthday and I was busy getting my house and myself into shape for visitors. Boy have I worked hard. I am also lucky that I had help from some of my wonderful friends too. I am truly blessed to have such amazing friends both online and off. Thanks heaps everybody!! Anyways the good news is that I am featured designer for the last half of July from the 16th to the 31st. So look out for some awesome newsletter freebies made by Lizard Dau Designs to co-ordinate with my newest kit called Clowning Around.

I am sooo excited to introduce to you all my new kit called Clowning Around! It is chock full of adorable little clowns and elements that are both endearing and useful. There is even an alpha to go with these creative papers and elements. The papers themselves are all different and so are the elements no re-colours in this one. Many thanks goes to the Graphics Fairy where I got the inspiration for this kit with her darling scanned vintage clowns. They are soo adorable I fell in love with them and the creative juices flowed from there. There are 30 elements and 15 different papers. I soo hope you go and see this kit for yourselves as I think it truly is beautiful. Clowning Around is a kit that I can see having many uses; birthdays, baby photo's, circus themed photo's and just plain Clowning Around photo's. You can go and check it out in my store at Moo Two Designs (see linkies below). As I am the featured designer for this part of July at Moo Two Designs I am having a 50% off everything in my store from July the 16th to the 31st. So here is your chance to purchase this fantastic kit at half price at Moo Two Designs!! Oh and don't forget everything else in my store too! ROFL!! See you there!

Moo Two Designs Store

Lizard Dau Designs Store

Clowning Around

 

 Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs Buy By Store Sale

Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs Store at Moo Two Designs

Not long now and our wonderful Vanessa or Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs will be retiring most of her product from her store here at Moo Two Designs. Here is your chance to snag all of her wonderful kits and commercial use items for the very low price of  $35. You have until the 22nd of July to buy this amazing value for money opportunity. So hurry on in and click the link above and prepare to be amazed by some lovely kits!!

 Well I will leave all of you lovely people with a funnneee to brighten your day. I hope you like it and until we meet again please keep safe and well. Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs

A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down."

"So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
 

The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

Coffee's On!!

Coffee's On!! The sun is shining, the grass is green and there is a pleasant breeze. The chooks are clucking in thier pen and there is the occasional moo from the gals out in the field. Are you looking for a new home or just want to broaden your horizons. Come join us in the barnyard for coffee and a designing good time!! We would love to have you!!

 Moo Two Designs Home Page

Here is what you do!! Go to our home page see the linkie above!! Look on the left hand side of the page and see the title Our Team. There is the linkie you need called Designer Application Form. Click on this and follow the destructions!! ROFL!!

And last but not least here is some amazing pages our Creative Team have done with the collaboration this month called Outdoor Adventures. Check 'em out and leave a little love!! 

Outdoor Adventures Collaboration

Up, up and away! by oreosmeow

Catching fireflies by oreosmeow

Canoeing by teenbop61

Roasting Marshmallows by teenbop61

Summer Sun and Ice by Ayla

Tabea by Ayla

Summer fun in the woods by Nelleke

My Province/My Town by Nelleke

That is all for now!! Please be safe and well!! Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs

Some Awesome New Stuff!!!!

Woweee have I got some awesome new stuff to show you!! I am sooo excited about these designs the girls are doing. They are sooo cute and such fantastic themes and designs that I am sure you will be amazed. There is some summery ones just right for the weather in the states and that part of the world as well as a 4th of July kit that will knock your socks off. As I am from down under we are shivering in our boots here and making sure good and well that the socks are securely on!! ROFL!! Check this new stuff out and enjoy!!

Moo Two Designs Store

MerCas Designs Store

Summer Fun

Summer Fun Quick Page

 Moo Two Design Team

Moo Two Design Team Collaboration Outdoor Adventures

Outdoor Adventures Quick Pages

LighteningBug Creations Store

Cowabunga Mega Kit

Proud to be American

Allrighty then that is all for now!! Make sure you are having Summer Fun with heaps of Outdoor Adventures!! We are Proud to be American (those of us who actually are American)!! So be safe and well!! Cowabunga dude or dudette!! ROFL... Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs

SALES on Now!! Just for You!!

Woweee I have just had a gander at the store and things are looking spiffy! There are 2 Sales on at the moment Scrapz 'N Bitz buy my store and also a wonderful 4th of July Sale with our designing duo called This Be Me Scraps. More info below!!

Moo Two Designs Store

This Be Me Scraps Store

Everything in This Be Me Scraps Store is $1 for a limited time from the 1st of July to the 7th of July. So go and click on the above linkie to see some amazing kits for just $1. This Be Me Scraps is determined to see the 4th of July holidays out with a bang so come on into their store and join them for an amazing sale.

 Scrapz 'N Bitz Store

Oh yes and Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs is also having a buy my store sale which is just eye popping amazing. Scrapz 'N Bitz is selling everything in her store for just $35. This ends on the 22nd of July so hurry on in and grab heaps and heaps of digi scrapping goodies for next to nothing!!

And here is a little funnneeee for you all!!

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

LoL...love that one!! From all of us here at Moo Two Designs have a safe and happy holiday!! Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs

Woo Hoo I Ams Back With a Freebie for You!!

Hey there guys I am back from visiting my mum. She seems to be happy in her new home so I am happy too. Anyways I hope you all have a wonderful 4th of July celebration and are all safe and well if you are travelling anywhere. I am here to celebrate our new collaboration called Outdoor Adventures. Many thanks to Oase for posting it for me below. But I have some wonderful quick pages for you all!! I made them before I went away and was planning on posting them before now but yeah life got in the road. I am battling the dreaded cold and felt soo wiped out yesterday I stayed in bed. Anyways I ams here with them just for YOU!! Tomorrow I will be back on track with some new stuff in the store too. I am hoping there is lots since I have been out of town!!  Here they are!!

Outdoor Adventures Quick Pages by Lizard Dau Designs

Sorry to all the other gals but I was pushed for time so I used my part only of the collaboration for these. I will make some with the other moo gals in the future. I hope you all like these!! Please have fun and until next time keep safe and well. Oh here is another funny for you too!!

One day a man ran into an old friend and asked him if he was still dating the same girl. "No" Replied the friend. "She wasn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier. Just the other day she decided to ride a horse for the first time. Without any instruction she hopped on and took off at full gallop. Everything was fine for a minute until she started losing her grip and began sliding down the side of the horse. She started grasping desperately at the reigns and the horse's mane. The horse kept it's pace up as she bounced up and down on the ground with the horse's hooves pounding away inches from her head. The horse might have killed her if it were not for an alert Wal-mart greeter who ran over and unplugged the thing!"

Outdoor Adventures Designer Collaboration

Our new collaboration this month is all about the outdoor adventures you take with your family, or what the kids do over the summer. Check it out
Holly Molly!! Have we got a great collaboration for you this month!! This collaboration is called Outdoor Adventures and our Design Team have chosen some amazing themes to showcase the great outdoors. Come with us on an adventure of
Hot Air Balloons by This Be Me Scraps
Bike Riding by Happy Scrap Arts
Gardening by Lightening Bug Creations
Horse Back Riding by Lizard Dau Designs
Bird Watching by Studio Linda Renee
Camping by Panda Bear Designs
Outdoors by KatLen Kreations
Summer Treats by Color Palette Designs
This HUGE collaboration by the Moo Two Design Team is just perfect for showcasing any holiday snaps and is just that right excuse for strapping on those hiking boots and grabbing your camera and having some fun in the great outdoors. We soo hope you love our little bit of heart and enjoy it as much as we did making it for you.

There are 57 papers all different types, colors, patterns and textures
and 115 Elements included : ribbons, birds, fruits, veggies, summer treats, birds, bugs, trees, tents, kids, word art, gardening tools, flowers, frames, feathers, kite, journaling blocks and many other items. You won't be disappointed in this kit.

 Check out the beautiful layouts by our Creative Team

                                                 layouts by Oreosmeows

                                                                        layouts by Nelleke