Featured Designer and Sales!!

Hi there folks!! Sorry I have not been around lately but I have just celebrated my 40th birthday and I was busy getting my house and myself into shape for visitors. Boy have I worked hard. I am also lucky that I had help from some of my wonderful friends too. I am truly blessed to have such amazing friends both online and off. Thanks heaps everybody!! Anyways the good news is that I am featured designer for the last half of July from the 16th to the 31st. So look out for some awesome newsletter freebies made by Lizard Dau Designs to co-ordinate with my newest kit called Clowning Around.

I am sooo excited to introduce to you all my new kit called Clowning Around! It is chock full of adorable little clowns and elements that are both endearing and useful. There is even an alpha to go with these creative papers and elements. The papers themselves are all different and so are the elements no re-colours in this one. Many thanks goes to the Graphics Fairy where I got the inspiration for this kit with her darling scanned vintage clowns. They are soo adorable I fell in love with them and the creative juices flowed from there. There are 30 elements and 15 different papers. I soo hope you go and see this kit for yourselves as I think it truly is beautiful. Clowning Around is a kit that I can see having many uses; birthdays, baby photo's, circus themed photo's and just plain Clowning Around photo's. You can go and check it out in my store at Moo Two Designs (see linkies below). As I am the featured designer for this part of July at Moo Two Designs I am having a 50% off everything in my store from July the 16th to the 31st. So here is your chance to purchase this fantastic kit at half price at Moo Two Designs!! Oh and don't forget everything else in my store too! ROFL!! See you there!

Moo Two Designs Store

Lizard Dau Designs Store

Clowning Around

 

 Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs Buy By Store Sale

Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs Store at Moo Two Designs

Not long now and our wonderful Vanessa or Scrapz 'N Bitz Designs will be retiring most of her product from her store here at Moo Two Designs. Here is your chance to snag all of her wonderful kits and commercial use items for the very low price of  $35. You have until the 22nd of July to buy this amazing value for money opportunity. So hurry on in and click the link above and prepare to be amazed by some lovely kits!!

 Well I will leave all of you lovely people with a funnneee to brighten your day. I hope you like it and until we meet again please keep safe and well. Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs

A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."

"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down."

"So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
 

The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."