Wonderful New Stuff!!

Wow can I stuff things up or what? You know when you do something really stupid? Like shut the door of the car knowing full well that the keys are still in it. Say something stupid and wish you could sew your mouth shut afterwards. Well humph I have just done it and done it good. No going back but heck do you learn from your experiences. I have to keep my mouth shut for sure and think about what I say before I say it!!

Okays now onto the good part. It is nearly the weekend and I am hoping that you all have a good one planned. I do we are going to my best friends birthday party and we are going to have a blast!! Here at Moo Two Designs the designers have been busy creating some new kits and bundles just for your scrapping pleasure. You as our customers mean a lot to us and we like to offer you bright and shiny new digital scrapbooking product as much as we can. Here is a taste of some of our yummy new stuff!!

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Moo Two Designs New Product

Happy Scraps Arts

The Weather Bundle

Please Note that this wonderful bundle is sold in its separate parts in Happy Scrap Arts Store. Click on the Link above to go there!! Oh woweeeeeeee and at the moment everything in The Weather is 50% off for a limited time.

Our Pool Party is continuing on for this month. Now we have a wonderful set of quick pages to offer you from our Pool Party Collaboration. They are just the perfect addition to your Pool Party collection.

Pool Party Quick Pages

Pool Party

Oh here is your promised funneeee.

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says..................

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

Thanks for your patronage. Keep safe and well until next time!! Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs