Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
In
honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.
'The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?
Then Paddy replied, 'These are Carols.'
I hope you like that little joke!! I did!! Thanks to my lovely friend Ruth who sent it to me in an email. Merry Christmas everybody or as in the case of our members and friends and family in the USA Happy Thanksgiving! Hope you have a good one from all of us here at Moo Two Designs!
Now onto all of our new stuff in the store!!
Give Thanks Sale
Moo Two Designs Store
New Products
Scrapz 'n Bitz Designs Store
Frame Me Up CU
Stitches CU
Stitched Frames CU
Sewing Kit CU
Designer Preview Action CU
Snow Capped Alpha
Snow Balls Alpha
Christmas Alphas
Well that is all for today I will be back with even more amazing stuff from our designers, Scrapz 'n Bitz Designs, Gina Rose Digital Designs, Panda Bear Designs and yours truly Lizard Dau Designs. Until tomorrow please keep safe and sound and do not eat tooooooo much. LOL..LOL..Cheers Liz of Lizard Dau Designs
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